DESAGO'S WORLD: The 2012 Revelation

The 2012 Revelation

as Dictated

Fred the Orange Sweater

As you may have noticed recently there is a trend of corresponding Doomsday Prophecies all coming together in the same year, 2012. This Dictation of Revelations has come to me in the wee hours of the morning, spoken to me by Fred the Orange Sweater. Yes, he finally decided to speak to me again and I didn’t need any mind altering drugs. Now before you get your panties in a bunch and get all terrified about the end of the world, let me just say there is no giant spaceship that we can all run to escape the end of the world, there aren’t going to be any aliens races coming to rescue our dumb asses and there isn’t going to be anyone left alive, so planning to survive is an utterly fruitless effort. There isn’t going to be miracles performed by some absentee deity, that can prevent 2012 from happening. So it looks like pretty much everyone is fucked.

Now before I get into the nitty gritty of the Mayan Calendar, that everyone has heard of, its amazing that these people who couldn’t read or write English could accurately predict the end of the world right down to the very day.

Unlike the fear mongers that are trying to make a quick buck, off scaring the shit out of you, this information comes free of charge, however if you feel this information is helpful, please leave a donation, by dropping me a personal email, its not like you are going to need money after 2012, we will all be dead, right. Might as well max out those credit cards while you can, screw the high interest payments because after 2012 the credit card companies won’t be able to file a negative report on your credit history.

First on the agenda is looking at the different prophecies and showing how they all correlate into 2012. As I go through each one try to understand how accurate these things are, there has been many real predictions come true so these prediction add to the validity of 2012.

The I-Ching:

In the pre-800-number era of human existence, the people of ....China.... received their psychic advice from one of their oldest texts, the I-Ching. You asked the I-Ching a question and a certified coin flipper, flipped three coins in to the air, drawing a hexagram based on the results. This told your fortune, somehow.

The I-Ching had nothing to do with the end of the world until a man by the name of Terence McKenna came along and made a pattern out of every possible result. After applying this pattern to a line graph accompanied by a timeline of recorded history, he discovered that the high and low points of the graph coincided with several significant events.

On December 21, 2012, the line slowly dips off of the chart, indicating a world-ending catastrophic butt plug. The details are still sketchy but this should be enough to convince you the average person on the street that this shit is real. Why is this any different than say flipping a coin minted right here in the USA? Its not like it would come up heads or tails and then you could read some pattern off George Washington vs the Eagle.

What the I-Ching Predicted that Came True?

The Fall of the Roman Empire..

The Discovery of the New World..

World Wars I and II

Why This isn’t Bullshit:

Its not like McKenna utilized a pattern of his own invention to create a time-line of his own invention, and then predicted world events that had already happened. That would be unheard of.

After all, there's enough bad shit in human history that you couldn’t possibly correlate several large scale catastrophes right alongside any random pattern. But the I-Ching is real and from this overwhelming evidence you can see where we are going to be, come 2012.

The Hopi:

The Hopi are one of America's oldest Indian tribes, found in the northeastern section of Arizona along with absolutely nothing else. They have a rich mythology filled with Spider Women, Skeleton Men and the repeated creation and destruction of the Earth. They are a bleak people.

The Hopi believe time to be cyclical and made up of a number of worlds. When a world begins it is innocent and pure, but as time goes by the world and its people become corrupted by sex, war and other things like telephones and the internet.

According to the Hopi lore, we are currently living in the fourth world. Sadly, due to the white man and his insatiable white quest for spiritless technology, we are rapidly approaching the Great Purification.

What Predictions of the Hopi Came True?

There are nine signs that lead to the Great Purification.

Dastardly deeds of white men.

"The coming of spinning wheels filled with voices" - early American pioneers in wagons, or bass-thumping Escalades with spinning rims.

The coming of the white man's cattle - Longhorns. Or maybe it was college football?

"The land will be crossed by snakes of iron" - Railroads.

The world will be crisscrossed by a giant spider's web - telephone lines or the Internet.

The building of a large network of roads.

"...The sea turning black, and many living things dying..." - Oil spills.

"...Many youth, who wear their hair long like my people, come and join the tribal nations..." - hippies.

A "dwelling-place in the heavens... that shall fall with a great crash" - U.S. Space Station Skylab, which fell to Earth in 1979.

Why it Isn’t Bullshit

The signs of the Hopi apocalypse are text book predictions with a particular emphasis on the ill-deeds of the white man. Consequently, they could be a curse, place upon the white man by those wise and primitive Native Americans. What better way to rid the world of those pesky white man than rid the world of man. Pay no attention to the fact that these prediction were published in the late 1950’s well after we had railroads and telephones, and a dependence on oil, or even our highway system in place. These legends have been were told to the Hopi many, many moons ago by the Great Spirit. So get ready for the end of the world.

Nostradamus:

Ah, Nostradamus. No one else in history has caused more people to shit their shorts than the man whose cryptic predictions spanned many years into the future, because he was scared the his predictions would have cost him his life, if he predicted the royal family might die, or some strange fact when he was alive, not like he didn’t see his own death or even predict that this generation would take his predictions and use them to finalize our plans for the end times.

In 1982, the world gained a whole new reason to shit their shorts in fear of Nostradamus when a never-before-published work of his was discovered in Rome. A repeated image in the book is that of an eight-spoked wheel, which absolutely represents the intersection of the Divine Cross (made up of the angles of our galactic center and the celestial equator) and the Terrestrial Cross (the angles that make up our equinox and solstice). The two crosses only come into alignment once every 13,000 years, and we're due for alignment in, 2012.

The book has an image that shows three solar eclipses followed by a lunar eclipse, indicating that sometime between 1992 and 2012 our world will end. Sure it’s a 20 year period but you have to remember the Nostradamus was alive possible hundreds of years ago and his predictions weren’t always set in a time frame but the following predictions did come true.

What Predictions Nostradamus made that Came True?

The Reign of Napoleon

The Rise of Hitler

The Atom Bomb

The Kennedy Assassination

Why it Isn’t Bullshit:

Just ignore the facts that, the book contains three different handwriting styles, that it is a copy of an original so damaged most of it could not be deciphered and that every predicted event occurred well before the book's "discovery" in 1982. Just think of it as being scribed by those followers of Nostradamus who wanted to have an extra copy of this unpublished book on hand in case anything happened to the original, which was a very smart idea seeing as how the original was so damaged you couldn’t even read the title page much less anything else

Its not like there are dozens of lunar and solar eclipses taking place during the 20 year period of 1992 and 2012. There was a period between 2007 and 2008 that met the three and one criteria, and people seriously questioned “Why the fuck didn't the world explode.” The answer is very simple it wasn’t 2012 yet.

The Mayans:

Could the ancient Maya—whose empire peaked between A.D. 250 and 900 in what is now Mexico and Central America..—really predict the end of the world in 2012? I will offer up the most overwhelming evidence and show you exactly what will happen come 12/21/2012.

The Maya kept time on a scale few other cultures have considered. Back when they were an advanced civilization living in Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula about 3,000 years ago, they developed around 15 to 20 calendars, all with a slightly different purpose: the Tzolk'in was used to calculate crop cultivation, the Haab followed the cycles of the sun and the Long Count ticked off the harrowing last days of this planet. The Long Count calculates a period of time known as the Great Cycle, which is a count of about 5,125.36 years. Scholars paired up the dates of the Long Count with Gregorian calendars and found that the current Great Cycle began August 13, 3114 B.C, and ends on December 21st, 2012.

First off we will have a polar shift, that means the north pole will now become the south pole and vice versa. This will spawn Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions, Tsunamis, killing every living thing on the planet.

Now how exactly does the pole shift happen, well it begins with a Galactic Alignment, that sets us up like bowling pins, As Solar Storms bombard us with cosmic rays destroying our magnetic field, destroying all electronic devices and turning up the heat; you won’t be able to walk outside without your skin charring in the sunlight, but you won’t have to worry too long about stocking up on SFP 5,000. The planet's crust and mantle will suddenly shift, spinning around Earth's liquid-iron outer core like an orange's peel spinning around its fleshy fruit, which sets off the polar shift.

As we sit here and die, Planet X aka Nibiru, the 10^th planet or maybe a brown dwarf star, (and no I’m not talking about Gary Coleman here,) in our solar system that has an oblong orbit around out sun, will collide with the Earth. A direct hit and Blam! We have a new asteroid belt in our solar system that we aren’t going to be around to enjoy.

What Mayan Predictions came True.

Well they made a Calendar that tells when the sun rises and sets and it ends in 2012.

Why this Isn’t Bullshit.

During the 2012 winter solstice, time runs out on the current era of the Long Count calendar, which began at what the Maya saw as the dawn of the last creation period: August 11, 3114 B.C. The Maya wrote that date, which preceded their civilization by thousands of years, as Day Zero, or 13.0.0.0.0.

Maya astronomers built observatories and, by observing the night skies and using mathematics, learned to accurately predict eclipses and other celestial phenomena. So add in all the astro-phenomena and you have the end of the world.

Its not like the Long Count Calendar is past oriented, so that rulers and kings could lay claim to their ancestors to claim a legitimate seat of power. Or that there are any other Mayan predictions for future events. Nor did they leave any specifics as to what will happen in 2012, but being more advanced we filled in the blanks, and know full well that the world is going to end in 2012.

Lets take the a look at what a NASA scientist have to say about 2012. These people are always looking out into space and they know full well what dangers lurk just around the bend.