420 Geared up and Ready to go

For all of you that know what 420 is there is no explanation.  For those of you that don't know, here is a simple explaination.

What does 420 mean? There are varying theories on the origin of 420. Some say that 420 originated from a police code that announces marijuana use is taking place. Yet another story is that a group of guys (Waldo's )(ever wonder where the phase where's Waldo? came from) in the 1970's made 4:20 their official meeting time to smoke marijuana after school.

In the 21st Century, 420 is firmly established as a code amongst tokers, a time of day and even sort of a toker's New Year's Day. It's in our culture now and only time will tell where it ends up.

April 20th (4/20) is another usage, meaning that it is time for to plant before the summer.

Whatever the real story is, 420 has been an important part of the marijuana culture since the 1970's. The significance of 420 has been kept underground and is mostly known only among marijuana smokers. Many non-smokers aren't aware of the symbolism when they see someone wearing a T-shirt or baseball cap that says 420 across the front.

When the 420 icon is somehow discreetly worked into a mainstream product like a film, marijuana users take notice. The film Pulp Fiction is rumored to have had all clocks throughout the movie set to 4:20. Marijuana smokers familiar with the symbol picked up on it—most people, however, did not.

While some marijuana smokers are using 420 as a code that enables them to openly speak about marijuana in front of parents or teachers. 420 has been to some, a sacred symbol for nearly 30 years.

Simply put, 420 is a symbol of cannabis and its culture. Today, April 20th events are international, and 4:20 pm has become sort of a world wide "burn time".

Known 420 Myths

Police dispatch code for smoking pot is 420.
The number 420 is not police radio code for anything, anywhere. Checks of criminal codes suggest that the origin is neither Californian nor federal. For instance, California Penal Code 420 defines as a misdemeanor the hindrance of use of public lands.

There are approximately 420 active chemicals in marijuana.
Actually, there are approximately 315 active chemicals in marijuana. This number goes up and down depending on which plant is used.

April 20th is National Pot Smokers Day.
Well, it is now :) ; but that wasn't the origin.

April 20th is Hitler's birthday.
Yes, it is his birthday. But, as 420 started out as a time, not a date, his birthday had nothing to do with it.

The date of the Columbine school shootings.
This happened after the term was already in use.

4:20 is tea time for pot-smokers in Holland.
Tea time in Holland is at 5:30 pm, or is it 2:30 pm? Seems no one is quite sure when the wonderful people of Holland drink their tea.

So now that you know what 420 means. I have declared this as the offical opening day for Hippie hunting season.

Yes, thats right boys and girls, Hippie season has opened, all hippies that are live captured shall be placed in the Hippie Launcher (patent pending) and hopefully end up in Utah. The Mormons there need someone to preach to about the further teachings of Jesus Christ and who better to recieve those teachings than the pot heads that currently reside in Colorado. Some maybe convert and be baptised others will make their way back to Colorado, but there is always next year.

No limit on the number of hippies you can, bag. Once considered a protected species, but due to over population and a rise in intellectual damage, from too much weed being smoked. The once state wide hunting ban has been lifted and no hippie, young or old is safe.

What You Need

Weapons

guns, when hunting hippies for fun
guns with tranquilizer darts, when hunting hippies for profit
high-powered water cannons, for flushing hippies out of their dens and de-lousing them later.
BB Guns
Paint ball Guns
laser-guided missiles, for when you're just too lazy to sneak up on the hippies and blow them away one by one.
rocket launchers
beer.....not really a weapon, but it makes hippie hunting more fun
Heavy metal rock (not Stoner Metal, Black Sabbath, or Led Zeppelin)
Wallhax on
A good aimbot
A redeemer (or translocator to telefragg them)
A 9mm (come on seriously, just pop a cap in their butts)
Flame Throwers and Fire Bombs are frowned upon because the flame can release the Built up THC in their blood stream and if inhaled you may be mistaken as a hippie yourself and shot on the spot
For the added thrill live capture hippies maybe placed in the Hippie Launcher.

 Bait

marijuana
free vegetarian food
free tofu
shrooms
snacks, for when the hippies get the "munchies"
taped hippie calls, including "free pot", "free food", "free money", "free Mumia"
Drums (used for drum circles, 3 raps on the drum and you will have these hippies right were you want them, stoned in a circle)
Anything with the words 'Save the _______ (insert word here)'
A big, flashy sign pointing to a 'major music fest'. It'll attract hippes by the millions, guaranteed, since music festivals are the only opportunities for hippes to score with each other in massive stoned orgies.

 Plan of Attack

Before hippie hunting, you must first de-scent yourself. Any traces of soap, perfume/colonge, aftershave must be washed off and covered over with smelly hippie oils, grime, or dirt. Alternatively, if you don't want to stoop to their level(and happen to have a lot of money), wear a radiation-protective suit, then smear your protected body in said foul excretions. Hippies can smell a clean person from a mile away, and will flee at the presence of your fresh, out-of-the-shower lack of stench.

Once ready, find a proper place to hunt for hippies.

Light marijuana as bait. The scent will lure hippies into the area, thinking there's free weed to be had. Be careful not to inhale the fumes yourself, or you may become a hippie.

If you can find a CD with any of the songs of Woodstock, play them as the Hippies draw near. Make sure to put protective gear (earplugs) before playing the songs though, or else you may die or worse, be converted. They will all immediately freeze in place and start either singing, smoking weed, reproducing, or just sitting there humming. That's when you fire. It is highly discouraged to use anything not from that time period as bait, for it is the equivalent of infecting them with rabies.

 Rules & Regulations For Hippie Hunting

- To avoid annoying the neighbors, refrain from hunting hippies between the hours of sun-up and sundown. To hunt hippies between these times can be impolite, and considered poaching.
- Baiting hippies is allowed, but dressing up a friend like a hippie and getting him/her to lead other hippies to a kill zone is discouraged, as real people could be mistaken for hippies and get hurt or killed.
- Hippies may be flushed from their dens by the use of the following animals: dogs, police, Christians, IRS agents, etc....
- flushing hippies from their dens using tear gas, pepper spray, or other airborne chemicals is not permitted when hunting, though still quite fun. Water can be used to flush hippies from their hiding places.
- if you are using a translocator, then you will need to throw your translocator near any hippie, and translocate through them, killing them. Before using your translocator, you will need to make sure that it is in good working condition (undamaged).
- if you are using a redeemer, make sure that you are a hell of a long ways away from your target. Right click your mouse button, and you will see through a video camera attached to the front of the redeemer. Steer the redeemer to your target and blow its ass up to hell.

 Hippie Hunting For Fun

Have fun, be safe. (Use condoms)

 Profit

Hippie hair is a commodity traded on the open market, and a ton of hippie hair can be sold for as much as ten pence per ton at your average wig-makers. Whether you sedated & restrain your hippie, or just kill them, the hair must be washed and dried first. Trying to wash hippie hair after it's been shaved off leads to more hair going down the drain and clogging it up. Use a beard trimmer or a pair of scissors to remove the hippie hair, though a beard trimmer is recommended as it's quicker. Also hippie scalps are now coming into fashion. It isn't considered cruel to scalp hippies while they are still alive, as they will be stoned out of their wits and won't feel a thing.

Note: make sure to wear proper biohazard gear when shaving the dirtiest areas of the hippie; the groin and the armpits. Even a thorough washing of these areas may not scrub away all contaminants. Keep hair from these areas in separate bags, as the wig-makers will first irradiate the hair before using it, thus making it safe.

 Price Tag Per hippie

-single druggy hippie (600$)
-Drug selling/growing hippie scum (1,000$)
-Hippie community member (800$)
-Hippie community leader (5,000$)
-College Know-it-all hippie (10,000$)

Happy Hunting

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